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| Ravensilvermoon | Once there was.................. | 12 | Dec 4 2008, 2:16 PM EST by David1997199 | ||||
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Thread started: Aug 6 2008, 8:27 AM EDT
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You can only add three words and no more, if no one has replyed the after 24 hrs you can add more words have fun and enjoy.
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| Ravensilvermoon | new age lullaby | 0 | Aug 19 2008, 3:22 PM EDT by Ravensilvermoon | ||||
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Thread started: Aug 19 2008, 3:22 PM EDT
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hust little baby dont you squall mommas gonna buy you a crystal ball and if you still cant see beyond mommas gonna buy you a magic wand and if that want dont change your fate mommas gonna teach to levitate and if the astral makes you sick mommas gonna buy you an insence stick and if that patchouli smells to rank shell buy you a sensory depreivation tank and if that tank dont float your bones mommas gonna buy you some precious stones and if those stones dont ease your heart mommas gonna buy you a natal chart and if your planets go beserk mommas gonna buy you some bodywork and if your aura still needs kneading mommas gonna buy you a past life reading and if you destiny stays hid mommas gonna buy you a pyramid and if youe chakras still feel stressed mommas gonna take you on a vision quest and if power animals dont come to charm ya sorry kid you lost your karma
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| David1997199 | A bit of Pagan humor | 3 | Aug 18 2008, 1:03 PM EDT by David1997199 | ||||
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Thread started: Aug 17 2008, 6:44 AM EDT
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You know you pagan when....
-when sworn in court, you bring your own Grimoire -You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. AND, You understand what they're saying. -when asked if you belive in God.. you ask "Which one?" -You know what widdershins means. -You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. -You know there are exeption to the laws of pyhsics. you've caused em -the first things you're guests say is "my thats a nice alter" -on Halloween you yel Happy New Year at passers-by. -you know that christas tree's were origonaly pagan symbols, tht's why you bought one! -you have friends that say their elves and you belive them. -you commit Blasphemy in the plural. -upon dying, your first thought is "Darn, not Again!" -When you say Mother Nature, you don't mean in the anthropomorphic way. -you knwo here is a right and a wrong way to draw a pentacle, you can explain the differance. -you've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar -you talk to tree's and they talk back -you know dragons and the Fae exist, and you've seen em.
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| David1997199 | Pagan/Wiccan Jokes | 4 | Aug 18 2008, 7:58 AM EDT by Ravensilvermoon | ||||
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Thread started: Aug 17 2008, 6:57 AM EDT
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How many "witches" doe sit take to change a lightbulb
ok...some of these are a slightly bad... but i think you'll see the funny side... How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb? Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us! How many British Traditionalist Witches does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the bulb, and twelve to mourn the passing of the old bulb. How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb? (if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious . . . ) How many years does it take a Kitchen Witch to change a light bulb? Already changed. How many Wiccans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One for each direction. How many pagans does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that light bulbs never burned out before those damned Christians came along. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? What do you want it changed into? ok.. hehe i've stoped laughing now... i'm trying to find some more....
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