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David1997199 |
A bit of Pagan humor
Aug 17 2008, 6:44 AM EDT
You know you pagan when....-when sworn in court, you bring your own Grimoire -You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. AND, You understand what they're saying. -when asked if you belive in God.. you ask "Which one?" -You know what widdershins means. -You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. -You know there are exeption to the laws of pyhsics. you've caused em -the first things you're guests say is "my thats a nice alter" -on Halloween you yel Happy New Year at passers-by. -you know that christas tree's were origonaly pagan symbols, tht's why you bought one! -you have friends that say their elves and you belive them. -you commit Blasphemy in the plural. -upon dying, your first thought is "Darn, not Again!" -When you say Mother Nature, you don't mean in the anthropomorphic way. -you knwo here is a right and a wrong way to draw a pentacle, you can explain the differance. -you've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar -you talk to tree's and they talk back -you know dragons and the Fae exist, and you've seen em. Do you find this valuable?
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David1997199 |
1. RE: A bit of Pagan humor
Aug 17 2008, 6:45 AM EDT
continued.....-Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like great fun. -You've seen the movie The Craft. You know where they were making stuff up in The -Craft. You have explained this to other people. You can do it better than they did it in The Craft. You know it's a load of poo poo. -You understand the symbolism behind a maypole and it makes you smile. -You've ever ended a phone call with So Mote it Be! -You think that Scott Cunningham is a household name. -You feel that there is no such thing as having too many cats. -The emergency calls you get at work are your teenagers wanting to know the whereabouts of the extra candles, incense or other miscelaneous ritual items. -Someone asks you what you are doing wandering around in the woods wearing a robe, and you answer cheerfully Going to church! -Your children go around telling people that The Goddess Loves You. -You're reading this list. You understand what it's all about. i think that some of these are just brilliant... hehe hope u all enjoy... Do you find this valuable? |
Ravensilvermoon |
2. RE: A bit of Pagan humor
Aug 18 2008, 7:55 AM EDT
LMAO wow they're really funny got any more hehehehehehe
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David1997199 |
3. RE: A bit of Pagan humor
Aug 18 2008, 1:03 PM EDT
i've got plenty more...hehe i'll post as soon as i can...lmao
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